Dispatches from the sunburned wastelands

The Conservative Party's stance on gay marriage:

"We don't understand it - let's kill it!"

America's stance:

"Let's kill it! ...What was it?"

And, speaking of Americans, this news just in (yes, really): Texas police arresting people in bars for being drunk! Apparently, undercover police in Dallas, Texas have been conducting sting operations in 36 bars, in a pre-emptive strike (now we know where Bush learned that term) to arrest drunk people before they can leave the premises inebriated, and possibly cause mayhem. Now, the next step, I say, is to start arresting them when they have thier hands on that bottle opener - that'l teach them!

Posted by HannesB at 11:55 AM Comments